Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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