Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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