It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize