thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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