if you like me you must not know who I am
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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