You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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