Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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