You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
