i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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