I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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