Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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