as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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