these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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