I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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