If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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