I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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