This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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