she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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