Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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