are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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