Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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