so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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