Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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