Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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