brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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