in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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