i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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