But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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