I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Randomize
