Fine. I'll sleep in my office
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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