Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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