Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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