Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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