She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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