I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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