Yo dont text me then not text me
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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