i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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