Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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