I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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