he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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