I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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