if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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