So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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