We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what day is it and did you see me today?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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