Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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