I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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