I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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