But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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