My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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