I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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