Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Success! We fucked roommates!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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