Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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