a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
They have beer where we have blood.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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