you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Damn victory sex feels great
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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