i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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