Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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